when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic
IM THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU KNOW YOURE ABOUT TO CRY *CLAP CLAP*
YOU ARE NOT THE KIND OF BOY WHO SHOULD BE MARRYING THE WRONG GIRL *CLAP CLAP*
WELCOME TO NEW YORK WELCOME TO NEW YORK *CLAP CLAP*
I WASN’T EVEN DONE SHAKIN IT OFF YET
I’M NOT EVEN IN THE WOODS YET TO BE OUT OF THE WOODS YET
BUT SOMEHOW I’M BEING WELCOMED TO NEW YORK
Holy jesus I said something so beautiful I could cry
PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.
Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes